at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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