The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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