whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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