Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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