Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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