She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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