Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just want nice things and good sex
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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