Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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