: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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