I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Your cock deserves a montage
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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