And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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