It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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