Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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