well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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