Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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