Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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