Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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