idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think a kid would responsible me up
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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