I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Holy shit dude........stairs
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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