Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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