I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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