One girl and one boy is just not enough.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The beer is more important than you right now.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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