nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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