you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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