sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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