ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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