I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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