it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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