Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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