The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm at about main and main street
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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