Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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