My hand turned me down
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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