I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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