We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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