The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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