I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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