my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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