can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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