So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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