I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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