handjob tips. give me some.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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