Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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