Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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