google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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