We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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