Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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