Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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