U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Randomize
