love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Randomize
