After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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