I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I touched a dick in church today
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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