so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
