I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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