I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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