oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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